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Yo :) The name's Lauren. 18, Music lover, and I'm a little crazy (And by a little I mean extremely)
I post whatever the fuck I want~

Follow me on instagram @bicyclesareniceyles ;)
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jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store

thesoundofacolour:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.

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Too cute not to reblog. XD

15 hours ago. 370966 notes

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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15 hours ago. 47263 notes
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
15 hours ago. 47798 notes

despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

15 hours ago. 18573 notes
DTHM.